Getting a date can be tough most of the time, but knowing exactly what to say the first time you meet someone is key to ensuring you’ve made a good first impression. Pickup lines are great for sweeping potential dates off their feet and into your arms so without further ado, here are 11 cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get you a reaction:
- That shirt’s becoming of you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.
- If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw arms I hope it stays away from your face, because I think you’re cute.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife, Get in the van
- Hey that’s a nice dress. Sorry, do you mind if I…get a brief touch of the fabric …ah yes, I thought so. Girlfriend material.
- Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- My watch tells me you aren’t wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? Well, it must be a couple minutes fast.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- Drop some ice on the ground near her feet then crush the ice with your foot and say to her “Now that the ice is broken, my name is ____”
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- When the pepper spray runs out can I have your number?
- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.
You’re sure to get a reaction from the above pickup lines. Remember, it’s the first impression that counts so be confident, smile, walk up to them like you own the place and just start spamming them out one by one.
Founder and editor of Monkey Frolic.
