It can sometimes be hard coming up with jokes that don’t include swearing or are somewhat offensive. But, that doesn’t mean that it’s impossible. There are a lot of great jokes that don’t offend anyone. Here are some of the best “what’s the difference between” jokes.
1) Steak vs Meteorite
Question: What’s the difference between a steak and a meteorite?
Answer: One’s meaty and the other’s a little meteor.
Explanation: The steak is meaty and the meteorite is meatier (meteor).
2) Beer nuts vs Deer nuts
Question: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Answer: Beer nuts are about two dollars while deer nuts are usually under a buck.
3) Cat vs Comma
Question: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
Answer: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
4) Skydiver vs Golfer
Question: What’s the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
Answer: One goes, “Darn.” WHACK! The other goes, WHACK! “Darn!”
5) Jewelry Seller vs Jailer
Question: What the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches while a jailer watches cells.
6) Poorly-dressed man vs Well-dressed man
Question: What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Answer: Attire.
Explanation: A tire (attire).
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Question: Why did the bike fall over?
Answer: It was two tired.
7) Piano vs Tuna
Question: What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and glue?
Answer: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
Wait, what about the glue? Why is that in there?
…everyone gets stuck on that one.
8) Dubai vs Abu Dhabi
Question: What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Answer: People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi dooo
Explanation: Fred Flintstone says yaba-daba-dooo which sounds somewhat like abu dhabi dooo.
9) Hippo vs Zippo
Question: What’s the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
Answer: One is heavy while the other is a little lighter.
10) Potato vs Your Mom
Question: What’s the difference between a potato and your mom?
Answer: Ones is fat, lumpy and full of carbs. The other is a potato
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